I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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