I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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