from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Randomize
