I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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