Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
