You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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