All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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