Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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