Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
