one might say we're banned from that church
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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