Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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