Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
