she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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