And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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