I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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