Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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