No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
