what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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