bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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