I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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