who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
try to milk me bitch
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