are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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