Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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