I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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