Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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