I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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