did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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