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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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