Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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