so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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