i permit you to call me
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
wow bdsm is so cute
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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