You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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