it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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