My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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