I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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