going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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