then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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