Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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