That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Fuck appropriateness.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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