Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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