and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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