used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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