ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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