so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
