giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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