Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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