We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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