READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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