shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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