I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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