the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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