I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do vagina's smell?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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