Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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