Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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