that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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