It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
