glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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